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AS SEEN IN XXXOOO VOLUME 2
by Annie Sprinkle with Camille Adams
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- Leg cramps.
- Sand in your vagina from beach blanket bonko.
- Rug burn….Rope burn.
- Ejaculation mishaps – like sperm in the eye.
- Slipping on a soiled condom.
- Gagging.
- Swallowing a dental dam. A good reason to learn the Heimlich.
- Heart break….Heart attack.
- S/M accidents.
- Car accidents. You’d be surprised at the statistics.
- Lower back pain from trying position #105 in the Kama Sutra.
- Having to sleep in the wet spot.
- Soreness. The John Wayne stride will give you away.
- You may be too tired from fucking all night to get to work!
- Coitus Interruptus – embarrassment when caught in the act.
- Parental punishment.
- Performance anxiety.
- Impotence and premature ejaculation.
- Disappointment, dissatisfaction.
- Blue balls. Blue clit.
- Those pesky yeast infections.
- Sexually Transmitted Infections – HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts,
etc. - Unwanted pregnancy.
- Intestinal parasites from anilingus.
- Serious rectum damage. Items with claws and teeth are not recommended.
- Items can get lost in the rectum. Emergency room visits are very expensive
and can get the attention of the tabloids. - Laws are against you: In many states sodomy, prostitution, and homosexuality
are still illegal. - Censorship.
- You can lose your bid for presidency.
- You could be sued for sexual harassment.
- Blackmail.
- Some sexual cravings are politically incorrect.
- You might go to hell. (Though if you do, lots of other cool people will
be there too!) - You could lose your multi-million dollar Christian empire.
- Jealousy.
- Obsessive/compulsive behavior.
- Expensive phone bills from calling 1 900 PEE ON ME.
- Guilt.
- Life long trauma from childhood sexual abuse.
- Rape – Even though this is a crime of violence and power it is a serious
hazard of sex. - Fear and depression from thinking about all the hazards of sex. I can’t
deal with any more of this!