101 Uses/Hazards For Sex

Here are two formal works that I'm very proud of. They are limited edition multiples created from my text lists of 101 Uses for Sex, and 101 Hazards of Sex.

They were elegantly produced by my art dealer Peter Huttinger of Volitile. They are archival, ready for hanging on your wall and very collectable! These have hung in a number of fine museums and galleries internationally. Buy one today from the Sprinkle Shoppe!

101 USES FOR SEX

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  1. Sex as a sedative. It helps you go to sleep.
  2. Sex to fight addictions. It helped me quit smoking
  3. Sex as a laxative. Regular sex helps you have regular shits.
  4. Sex to get to know somebody. You can tell a lot about a person by fucking them.
  5. Sex as a meditation.
  6. Sex to relieve boredom.
  7. Sex to improve concentration.
  8. Sex to make money.
  9. Sex to create magic. Some witches believe that that the most powerful time to cast a spell is during orgasm.
  10. Sex for manipulation. It can get you what you want.
  11. Sex as a reward. Either to yourself or to someone else.
  12. Sex for relaxation.
  13. Sex for rejuvenation. It keeps you looking and feeling younger.
  14. Sex to increase energy. A great pick-me-up.
  15. Sex to cure an asthma attack. I saved a man's life once.
  16. Sex to make you laugh. It can be hilarious.
  17. Sex as a gift. A present for birthdays, anniversaries, Bar Mitzvahs...
  18. Sex to get high.
  19. Sex to achieve an altered state.
  20. Sex to create life.
  21. Sex for waking up. Helps get rid of that groggy feeling.
  22. Sex to cure back pain.
  23. Sex to keep warm in the winter.
  24. Sex as a pain killer. It's far more potent than aspirin, and most prescription pain killers.
  25. Sex as an anti-depressant. It will cheer you up.
  26. Sex for stress reduction.
  27. Sex as a spiritual exercise.
  28. Sex for exercise. It's aerobic and burns calories.
  29. Sex for thrills and adventure.
  30. Sex to relive headaches. Even migraines.
  31. Sex as a cure for writer's block.
  32. Sex as a good deed. Give the needy an occasional mercy fuck.
  33. Sex as an art form. It can be very creative and a great way to express oneself.
  34. Sex to control appetite. It can be so filling.
  35. Sex for cardiovascular health.
  36. Sex to create intimacy.
  37. Sex as an expression of love.
  38. Sex for itching mosquito bites. Apply your own sperm to affected areas.
  39. Sex for barter. Trade it for all kinds of things.
  40. Sex to get in touch with emotions, like sadness.
  41. Sex to avoid working. I can always finish this some other time.

101 HAZARDS OF SEX

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  1. Leg cramps.
  2. Sand in your vagina from beach blanket bonko.
  3. Rug burn....Rope burn.
  4. Ejaculation mishaps - like sperm in the eye.
  5. Slipping on a soiled condom.
  6. Gagging.
  7. Swallowing a dental dam. A good reason to learn the Heimlich.
  8. Heart break....Heart attack.
  9. S/M accidents.
  10. Car accidents. You'd be surprised at the statistics.
  11. Lower back pain from trying position #105 in the Kama Sutra.
  12. Having to sleep in the wet spot.
  13. Soreness. The John Wayne stride will give you away.
  14. You may be too tired from fucking all night to get to work!
  15. Coitus Interruptus - embarrassment when caught in the act.
  16. Parental punishment.
  17. Performance anxiety.
  18. Impotence and premature ejaculation.
  19. Disappointment, dissatisfaction.
  20. Blue balls. Blue clit.
  21. Those pesky yeast infections.
  22. Sexually Transmitted Infections - HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts,
    etc.
  23. Unwanted pregnancy.
  24. Intestinal parasites from anilingus.
  25. Serious rectum damage. Items with claws and teeth are not recommended.
  26. Items can get lost in the rectum. Emergency room visits are very expensive
    and can get the attention of the tabloids.
  27. Laws are against you: In many states sodomy, prostitution, and homosexuality
    are still illegal.
  28. Censorship.
  29. You can lose your bid for presidency.
  30. You could be sued for sexual harassment.
  31. Blackmail.
  32. Some sexual cravings are politically incorrect.
  33. You might go to hell. (Though if you do, lots of other cool people will
    be there too!)
  34. You could lose your multi-million dollar Christian empire.
  35. Jealousy.
  36. Obsessive/compulsive behavior.
  37. Expensive phone bills from calling 1 900 PEE ON ME.
  38. Guilt.
  39. Life long trauma from childhood sexual abuse.
  40. Rape - Even though this is a crime of violence and power it is a serious
    hazard of sex.
  41. Fear and depression from thinking about all the hazards of sex. I can't
    deal with any more of this!
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