I have really enjoyed performing here in (name of the city.) I was thinking, what could I do to give something back to this wonderful city and the wonderful people here? I thought maybe I could show you all my cervix. It's a lot of fun and I think you'd all enjoy it. Would you like to see it? OK great.

I'm going to need a little help to get these panties off over my shoes. Would someone volunteer? Would you mind?

(Someone volunteers.)

Thank you so much.

(Annie hands the panties to the volunteer.)

Here, you can keep these as a little souvenir.

Before I actually show you my cervix, I thought I'd take a little douche.

(Annie crosses to the toilet, above which hangs a full douche bag.)

This is just straight water. There are no chemicals, except the chemicals in the water, of course. Normally, I never douche because I really like everything about my pussy. I like all the smells and juices, even the blood. But not everyone feels the same way about it, so when I show my cervix I rinse it off first.

(Annie hums a little tune, chats with the audience.)

It wasn’t long ago a woman couldn't wear a dress above her ankles or she'd get thrown out of town. Now we can douche on stage. Isn't it great? We've come a long way. And if we have the freedom we may as well use it.

(Improvisation. Annie chats about some local events.)

Ok that's about it.

(Annie wipes.)

Anyone want this toilet paper as a little souvenir?