Ellen / Annie / Anya
Ellen/Annie
I was born Ellen Steinberg but I didn’t like “Ellen”, so I decided to recreate myself as Annie Sprinkle.
Ellen is excruciatingly shy. |
Annie is an exhibitionist.
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Ellen is fat and ugly, and nobody seems to want her.
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Annie is voluptuous and sexy, and lots of people want her.
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Ellen desperately needs more attention.
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Annie Sprinkle gets it.
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Ellen wears orthopedic shoes and flannel nightgowns.
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Annie wears six-inch spiked heels and sexy lingerie.
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Ellen is afraid of men and sex.
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Annie is fearless.
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Ellen is a nobody.
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Annie Sprinkle gets asked for autographs.
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Ellen is boring.
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Annie is exciting.
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Ellen wants to get married and have children. |
Annie wants fame, fortune, and a career. |
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After all these years, as hard as it is for me to believe, I’ve realized that Ellen Steinberg really must be Annie Sprinkle. And the truth is, Annie Sprinkle still is very much Ellen Steinberg.
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Annie/Anya
At a certain point, with the AIDS crisis and growing older, I felt like a new personae had emerged. I call her Anya.
Annie |
Anya |
| Annie Sprinkle loves everybody. | Anya loves herself. |
| Annie Sprinkle seeks attention. | Anya seeks awareness. |
| Annie Sprinkle is a feminist. | Anya is a Goddess. |
| Annie Sprinkle wants a career, fame, and fortune. | Anya wants peace, love, and freedom. |
| Annie Sprinkle enjoys an animal attraction. | Anya wants a spiritual connection. |
| Annie Sprinkle loves men. | Anya loves men…and absolutely adores women. |
| Annie Sprinkle is a modern woman. | Anya is ancient. |
| Annie Sprinkle likes sex with transsexuals, midgets, and amputees. | Anya makes love to the sky, mud, and trees. |
| Annie Sprinkle masturbates. | Anya meditates…while she masturbates, of course.
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| Anya exists today because Annie Sprinkle was yesterday. | |
Originally published in Annie Sprinkle: Post-Porn Modernist
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